It's ironic that I drink coffee to be productive, but end up spending an hour pooping 10 minutes later.
How come they can open a restaurant called Pink Taco, but the board of commerce says I can't open a bar called In Your Pooper?
Angelina Jolie Presents: The Leg
There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.
Girl in Tiny Shorts Returns
I know we've already posted a picture of this girl before, but here she is again from a fresh new angle. (See related info below).
Scumbag Adele
Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.
Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.
Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.
How Not to Remove Your Timeline
It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.