Yesterday my boyfriend called my bra "nipple armor."
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Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
Offensive Draw Something Word
Sign Advises You to Protect Your Eyes from Leeches
Old Woman on Scooter Pulls Old Man on Toy Horse
Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
Kids ask the darndest questions: sex edition!
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Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.
Offensive Draw Something Word
I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.
Sign Advises You to Protect Your Eyes from Leeches
The nature walk from Hell.
Old Woman on Scooter Pulls Old Man on Toy Horse
Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!
Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.
Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
