"The sky opened up and God said, 'I give unto thee, something adorable!"

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness