Sometimes you have to tiptoe into the kitchen for late night snacks.

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith