Fortunes are supposed to be a pick-me-up, not try to pick you up. « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture February 24, 2011 See More Fortune Cookies pick up line Recommended Comments () Picture FORTUNE COOKIES: "I'm pretty sure fortunes are actually supposed to *predict* something." Picture "I asked my mom to pick up my birth control for me, she said she'd try. My boyfriend was supposed to be coming into town the next day. I woke up in the morning, mom was gone, and this note was in the bathroom. I thought it would be funny if she'd actually Picture FORTUNE COOKIES: How many fortunes do you think are at a given restaurant? Is every cookie's unique? Just wondering. Picture You know, I'm beginning to suspect those lucky numbers aren't actually that lucky. Picture Why do you toy with me, fortune cookie? Picture This is why you never pick up bear hitchhikers. Comments ()
Drawing Eyebrows and a Mustache on Your Baby is The Best Thing You Can Do For it
NOO MINNIE MOUSE NOO!
Accurate Web Chart What You Say to Your Mom Vs. Dad
Exotic Flower Aptly Named Naked Hanging Men
