Picture "We threw a party at our apartment, and one of the kids decided to sleep/pass out in his car. At some point during the night he had a dream that he was sleeping in his car and had to pee really badly, so he kicked out his window and crawled out. It's a 20
Picture He accidentally ate a deflated beach ball with his Chef Boyardee last night and his gas filled it up.
Picture "My friends and I heard that if you put a lightbulb in a microwave, that it'll light up. We found out it was true."
Picture "Cats kept tearin shit up so we taught them a lesson!!" (don't get mad, it's not real nerds)