If he really wanted to be unique, he'd have all of his teeth.
The most confusing "return to sender" of all time.
The flower pattern really tones down the content of the note.
We've seen solo keg stands, but never one in the middle of the room.
"Letter from our landlord after a year of partying at our house at 12th and D in Lincoln."
Finally, the last piece of the puzzle to my bank robbery dream team.