My complaint: Too many active grenades in office makes for an unproductive/terrifying workplace environment.

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore