Picture "A buddy of mine that turned into a major d bag after he started dating this chick." You sure he wasn't one before?
Picture "A friend of mine decided while he was wasted that he would brand himself with a longhorn on his ass." Good idea, dude.
Picture "I was helping a friend of mine DJ a frat party. I turned around to him and saw some chick . . . well, just look. Now I know why he likes to DJ."