Picture "This old guy has been at the bar at our college every Wednesday night for the entire year. He shows up dressed like he just left the golf course and hits on the drunk girls all night long... basically he's the man."
Picture "This one has a secret compartment in the back. You cant see in it from this angle, but its big enough for three 1.75s of Heaven Hill Vodka." As if your cardboard bar is going to fool anyone into thinking you don't have alcohol.