Be careful, you just might burn a hole through her dress if you stare hard enough.

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

From wastetheday

Well, think it.

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young