It's not the machines we should be afraid of. It's the office supplies.
See, there's no reason to be afraid of clowns.
See Timmy, there's no reason to be afraid of the dentist.
She should be much more afraid of the creepy white guy living below her. He does some weird shit.
Nope, my horror movie is that but with dinosaurs instead of people.
Hipsters are afraid of two things: Mainstream music and fat people.