Picture If I've said it once, I've said it a million times: God has a nice little perch to gaze from.
Picture This is the Megazord that the flamingos turn into when a predator is near. It has the power to look slightly cool, but has no defense whatsoever.
Picture "Hugs are how relationships start. Next thing you know, it's premarital intercourse. Then HELL!"
Picture We don't want to know how. All we want is the location so we know where to pray to our new God.