Oh! Esthel!!

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3