Eric: OK, so she immediately passed out. But I can hear the faint beat of a heart. Or maybe that's my watch. Y'know what, I should go check on her again. « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture March 23, 2011 See More Facebook death murder dad poor parenting parent Recommended Comments () Picture "Sorry bro, no fraternity bid. Maybe you should check out the Field Hockey club. I hear it's all chicks." Picture Check this out guys, I can wrap my udder all the way around my hoof. I call it a wrist watch. Picture I looked it up. It says: "Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new." So, there you go - kill dad. Picture "Then you will take my lovely Jenny back to my house afterwards and make out with her on the couch for 20- 25 minutes. I'll be watching to make sure..." Picture "My dad, brother and I go to Cancun and this is the bathing suit my dad brings." Picture "My aunt decided to try her hand at chocolate covered bananas. The only thing she could say when she pulled it out was immediately to her son, "DO NOT TELL YOUR SISTER TO EAT IT!"" Comments ()
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