Picture "We wrote one word of Rick Astley's 'Never Gonna Give You Up' on one Post-It note each and put them on our house mate's door."
Picture Her husband bought her a push mower instead of a Ride-On, so she put on 150 lbs and stopped walking to spite him.
Picture "This is what happens when, after Halloween, pumpkins get smashed all over your house and someone tries to dispose of the seeds by putting them down the bathroom sink."
Picture One of them tried to burn my entire house down, all you could do was blow on it Hurricane Ike.
Picture No, no we don't care if you can pronounce it. Just put random letters together and put it out on the market.