Q: What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets? A: Women
There's a reason they are called lawnmowers and not cellphone-mowers.
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What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Girl Photobombs Sexy Pic
"Gretchen, NO!"
Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
