Caught a bat without spilling his beer. Sponsor this man already, Red Stripe.

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109