Picture Next he'll be complaining about getting mauled by 3-headed dogs and angry centaurs. You can't win with these people.
Picture The thing that I can't stand about Hooters waitresses is the forced awkward conversation they're required to have with you. I mean, just give me my terrible wings, ya know?
Picture You can't read the little green text, but it says, "Ye who enter, glance hither and yonder with shame. Lol."