I'm your friend, but I hate you.

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

From wastetheday

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe