Just because something's "street legal" doesn't mean you should drive it.

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

From wastetheday

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe