Ah, man, I was going to, but then they put the sign up.
No one person is at fault here. You forgot their birthday, they forgot to find shelter after running out of the house to hide how upset they were.
Thank God you put that sign up, i had no idea I wasn't supposed to fall off the cliff
Oh no! I forgot the keys!
They were supposed to be picking up their son from college 3 weeks ago.
No surprise where they put the thermometer.