Personally, I fill my bacon mug with a beef fat puree.
I just save my bacon fat and eat it with a spoon.
Just try not to swallow the bacon seeds.
If you can't finish that plate you don't deserve to live anyway.
Today's lesson: "The Dangers of Eating 6 Strips of Bacon in One Sitting."
Made with bacon fat rather than that unhealthy high-fructose corn syrup.