"The look on my buddies face is too priceless... hot girls too..."

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

From wastetheday

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive