I am going to stay up all night liking this story, because I want a little fame. No one seems to know I exist. -Bob
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Babe is Terribly Good at Rock Climbing
Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
"More degrading than a public diaper change, more psychologically scarring than taking candy out of her little hands, it's BABY-ON-A-LEASH."
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1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.
Babe is Terribly Good at Rock Climbing
Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.
Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.
Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
I like to imagine he's singing.
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
