Think he's a republican?

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis