The lil bitch passed out early...
My roomates dog fell asleep so we filled a cup with warm water and the dog pissed himself 15 minutes later... then we realized we deliberately had the dog piss on the chair
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.
Scumbag Adele
Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.
Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.
Sexy and They Know It
Well, think it.
Little Boy Knows the Score
The score about boobs and looking at them.
Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
I like to imagine he's singing.



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"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.