Homer, did you put your head in the shino bowlo again?

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts