This picture taken and submitted by a plumber who thinks the crack thing is an unfair streotype.
When your ass is touching the bench, it's no longer plumber's crack.
Don't look so sad. Crack a smile!
The poor grammar doesn't matter since the crack dealer's illiterate.
Crack heads don't have time for the subtlety. They only have time for one thing. Crack.
The customer's always right. Just not always in the eyes of the law.