It's perfect if you want your water to boil in five hours.
Dale's not dead, he just moved to California where no one gives a damn about Nascar.
If you think he's a huge Notre Dame fan, you should meet the guy who had to shave his back.
You can imagine what's going through this guy's head and it definitly starts with a "Yeah, dog..."
Can you think of a better face?
"Can you imagine the permission slips for this trip?"