Newborn Baby Sleeping on Dog

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274