"Baby, if we press our bodies together, maybe it will average into a decent tan for both of us"
"I'm sorry sir, we're still going to have to arrest you for swearing."
He passed out covered in flour and brown sugar. We just added the protein powder and regular sugar.
"Sorry sir, I'm going to need to perform a strip search and most likely a cavity search as well. Thanks for your cooperation in this matter."
The only person that could look okay driving that car is Mr. T, and you sir are no Mr. T.
"We forced two freshmen to carry the background for us."