Picture "I found myself in some hole-in-the-wall bar in New York City somewhere. These girls caught my attention (for a good twenty minutes)..."
Picture There's a strong correlation between the quality of a girls making out picture and how open the girl's mouths are.
Picture "My uncle lives in Wisconsin and this is what I got for Christmas from his family. It's a painted tree fungus. The best part is that I'm allergic to fungus."
Picture "I work in a video store during the summer, and this morning I was doing the morning shift by myself. I walked in to find this post-it on the counter, left from last night. The thing is, no one who works at our store is named Jerry."
Picture Going from left to right, these guys are - in a trance, an evil genius, oblivious, and proud.