His bag is full of rocks to throw at other children.
"Ever since I was a young fatty, I've always wanted to be an Ewok for Halloween." See kids, dreams really do come true!
Goes perfect with a braised ewok.
Hey, it's not pedophelia if he dresses kids in Ewok costumes, right?
Dog or rabid Ewok?
How many more wookies will we slay for fashion's sake?!