"I knew I shouldn't have had that 'Going Rogue by Sarah Palin' last night."
Volumes I - V: How to Party in Your Office Without Anyone Knowing
"My neighbor left his wondow open over spring break and a bird made a nest on his bookshelf."
Apuleius was the premiere romantic novel writer in ancient Greek times.
Chapter One: Don't call him retarded.
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