I am going to stay up all night liking this story, because I want a little fame. No one seems to know I exist. -Bob
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Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Scumbag Adele
My guess is the guy who now gets to check if she's wearing panties is the one who filed the complaint.
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Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
But what if the desk was actually mahogany?
Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.
Scumbag Adele
Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
