i walked into the den the other day to see my father rubbing the mouse on his head i asked him what he was doing and he said "trying to get better reception for the internet"
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Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
Offensive Draw Something Word
Sexy and They Know It
Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
Sad Kid Swings in Bunny Suit
$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
How would you know what that tastes like, milk?
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Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
But what if the desk was actually mahogany?
Offensive Draw Something Word
I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.
Sexy and They Know It
Well, think it.
Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
I like to imagine he's singing.
Sad Kid Swings in Bunny Suit
Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.
$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
You can keep the 30 cents.



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There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.