Baby Finds Sexy Girls

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost