If your opponent hits a bottom cup, you have to remove it and drink anything that spills.

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.