Being the drum major does have it's advantages.
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You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.
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Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.
Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
Girls Making Out
It's a Christmas miracle!
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
