Goats with Attitude

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive