Picture "We did this to our roommate's door when he went home for spring break. The best part was that his mom helped him carry stuff up to his room when he got back."
Picture He went out at 9. Was drunk by 10. Broke his foot at 11. Went to the doctor at 12. And this is him at 6 a.m.
Picture "This guy got wasted, came back to the apartment, got tea bagged and smiled during it, and burned noodles and grilled cheese. He passed out and left a hot girl in his bed - she wrote all of that on him."
Picture "I went home from school one weekend to take care of some things, only to find my brother dragging his obscenely drunk friend into the house. After throwing up all over himself and wetting his pants, he passed out on our futon."
Picture "We almost went home after he passed out, but then we thought to shame him (tux) during which he started choking on his vomit. If we hadn't shamed him, he wouldn't be alive."