"The next morning he had to take a train back home where his parents picked him up and took him to the doctor for his broken foot. He was still covered in spray paint."

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321