i walked into the den the other day to see my father rubbing the mouse on his head i asked him what he was doing and he said "trying to get better reception for the internet"
IRL Pokemon Gym
To be your Pokemon master is your destiny? Well, hurry up before it gets turned into a Jamba Juice.
How Not to Remove Your Timeline
It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.
"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.
Forever Alone Facebook Comments
1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.
Little Boy Knows the Score
The score about boobs and looking at them.
Kate Upton in a Bikini Doing the Cat Daddy
Have you ever been hypnotized?



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.