Nun Buys Beer

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive