Why did u buy the Yuengling? I clearly said all Hurricans 40s

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal