we won the air band competition at the bar hands down

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

Well, think it.

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost