Crime doesn't pay (for access to unsecure wireless networks)
Hi, I came for a handjob and the password to your wi-fi.
What's the problem? It's got everything you need! Wifi, toilet, fresh air, creepy guy watching you from the trees.
You'd have better success with online dating.
In theory, this network should be unlocked for anyone to use.
"I'll walk for a little bit and then I'll fly."