Adorable adorable adorable adorable dead.
He's at war with our hearts.
It's being described as a cross between a goddamn teddy bear and a cat. It will eat its way straight into your heart.
"Awww, look at how scared the tortoise is, do it again, kitty!"-the tortoise's ex-girlfriend.
Psh, he didn't build this--his younger brother did.
This is the price you pay for being totally adorable!