Post Grad Hopes vs. Reality Based on Major

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

From wastetheday

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109