It's ironic that I drink coffee to be productive, but end up spending an hour pooping 10 minutes later.
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Old Woman on Scooter Pulls Old Man on Toy Horse
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
Sexy and They Know It
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Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.
$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
You can keep the 30 cents.
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.
Old Woman on Scooter Pulls Old Man on Toy Horse
Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.
Sexy and They Know It
Well, think it.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.